I find everywhere
Except on my head
Strands of grey hair
Strewn about the bed
That old dilapidated thing
It's got to go out
And in it's place I'll bring
Something roundabout
Because I like to walk
In circles times three
The door I shall lock
And throw away the key
When I finally rest my head
On a tired pillow
I'll be thinking about my bed
About what's below
It could be a strange man
With a banana hammock
And if he's got a plan
I'm shit out of luck
But I wouldn't run far
Even if his eyes be glazed
Because chastity belts are
Quite cheap these days
Wait a second, get me out
Of this homophobic mess
Before I know it, I'll pout
And wear a dress
Go to the prom
Spike the punch
Create a storm
About a hunch
That his ex was a whore
Who gave it away for free
But did all her chores
A good girl she be
She also be wishing
That I didn't know the truth
But I know everything
There is to know about Ruth
"Who's Ruth?" you say?
Well I really wouldn't know
Man, woman, straight or gay
I'm making it up as I go
The fact of the matter is
I don't have a clue
About what I said so far
So toodle-oo!
About Me
- Arvind
- I'm weird. And forever on a quest to discover the self. Emotional to the extent of confusing people. I use satire & sarcasm as a sad excuse for humour, always at the expense of underprivileged people. Music is my best friend! I'm moody and hard to figure out. I'm condemned to a life of celibacy because I am plagued by a horde of horribly complicated issues. And more so, because I choose to be what I am. I love emasculating people and leaving them bewildered. I shall warn you however, that I will always have the last word. And while you sit there, disgruntled, holding me in contempt of my crass way of undermining your power of authority, I sit amused. Not at the expense of your helpless plight, but at my unfair advantage. I'm also prejudiced towards old people, especially when they give me things I really need, like money. I have two blogs, click on my ghastly profile picture to see them.
Songs I Highly Recommend (Download Links Provided)
- Röyksopp - Vision One
- Rekevin - Peter
- David Buckley - The Mountain Of Fruit & Flowers
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Vision One is from the 2009 Röyksopp album titled 'Junior'. It is an addictive song that can grab hold of you and not let go, especially if you pay close attention to the enchanting lyrics. Röyksopp does it again with their diversity. May they never cease to amaze me
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Rekevin, a Russian band tastefully combines melancholic downtempo with acid jazz, often accompanied by the smooth vocals of Ksenia. The song 'Peter' is reminiscent of the magic Diana Krall created, but with a new age touch. This song is from their 2008 album, titled 'A Peacock'
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I predicted that the joining of Jackie Chan & Jet Li would bring about a martial arts movie that nobody would forget. But even though the movie was sadly Hollywood-ized, the score retained it's Chinese roots and is mindblowing. How David Buckley induced so much magic in oriental ambience is beyond me. But it puts you in the right kind of trance. This song is a soundtrack to the movie 'The Forbidden Kingdom' released in 2008
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4 comments:
Haha! I think I like poems that you call nonsense yourself, better than the ones you give a title!
Right!! And, I was patiently stacking up the details in my head trying to make sense. :P
This is not a nonsense poem, it will make sense in the heads and harts of those that experienced the same feeling like you did.
Hey great 'nonsense' poem. Like the flow of words!
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