Wednesday, May 27, 2009

How to use facebook while at work

There comes a time in every man's life where he stops everything he's doing and tries really hard to listen to that inner voice struggling to be heard. It doesn't say things like 'You rock!, or 'Watch out for that truck!'. The only thing it does is makes you want to change the kind of person you are. This impulse triggers decisions that can change a person's life.

And if you've been reading all of this so far, I must confess that I never intended for any of it to make sense because I'm not writing a thesis . Nor am I on the path to great success with my perspective.

I just wanted to showcase the fact that people will write anything and other people will read that anything just because they want to do something different.

The only excuse for everyday monotony is a whiff of fresh air, that is the distraction you have been waiting all your life for.

It could be as complicated as trying to conquer a mountain or something as simple as changing your status on Facebook.


Status message: Arvind feels like writing another poem, but is stumped! What do I write about? Any suggestions? :-/

Vishwa Dave

Arvind Ramesh
Arvind Ramesh at
Let me reserve that topic for a time when I'm feeling particularly horny. And you can be assured that poem's going into a treasure chest with a lock that only I know the combination to. :P

Yasser Rahman
Yasser Rahman
testicles ...

Arvind Ramesh
Arvind Ramesh
A dark day dawned upon him,
The proceedings so grim.
For as soon as he got out the door,
He found himself flat on the floor.
All the people did watch,... Read more
The Rottweiler gnawing at his crotch.
I thought I saw something fall,
And that's why Yasser has only one ball.

Yasser Rahman
Yasser Rahman at
lmfao! nice one :D

Farah Vaishnav
Farah Vaishnav at
wendy!LOL! write abt the beach?

Arvind Ramesh
Arvind Ramesh
@ Vishwa: Here you go. I hope you fulfill all your dark fantasies. :P

Tiny drops of sweat on his brow,
The elderly man furiously fanned.
Watching them flit about,... Read more
Their legs petite and tanned.

In blue and white,
Stood a bevy of girls.
Like a blond marching band
Some straight and a few curls.

The men shift restlessly,
Watching the girls sway.
Their seductive moves,
Have made their day.

Standing 2 feet away,
Rooted to the spot,
A man and his camera,
Wait for an upskirt shot.

Aishwarya Natesh
Aishwarya Natesh

Vishwa Dave
Vishwa Dave
I love it! Thankssssssss

Yasser Rahman
Yasser Rahman at
Arvind, have you done the "How perverted am I?" quiz on facebook? :P

Arvind Ramesh
Arvind Ramesh
@ Vishwa: Nostalgia? :P

@ Yasser: I wasn't the one who typed 'testicles'. Maybe you should take the quiz!
Moreover, what's the first thing that comes to your mind when I say 'cheerleaders'? We've all seen 'American Beauty'. :P

Farah Vaishnav
Farah Vaishnav
beach bleach?

Arvind Ramesh
Arvind Ramesh
@ Farah: Here is the beach, in all it's night-time glory. I'm sorry if it's depressing, but you know me! It is really hard to get any work done around here. :)

Across the water,
The moon stretches and grows.
She enjoys the feeling,... Read more
Of sand inbetween her toes.

She feels cold and alone,
And breaks into a sad tune.
The only time the sand shines,
Is in the glow of the moon.

The lights from the passing ships,
Are just a blur.
It's half past twelve,
And there's nobody else but her.

But in the dark she realises,
That it was worth the long drive,
To walk along the beach,
And watch the night come alive.

Farah Vaishnav
Farah Vaishnav
...The only time the sand shines,
Is in the glow of the moon...

...To walk along the beach,
And watch the night come alive...... Read more

wendy you rock!

Arvind Ramesh
Arvind Ramesh

Arvind Ramesh
Arvind Ramesh
Sigh. Today's a tough day at work. I don't know how I'm writing poems! Someone give me another damn good topic to write a poem about!

Ranjani Rengarajan
Ranjani Rengarajan
About how ur not getting any action! now this will be interesting! :)

Arvind Ramesh
Arvind Ramesh
@ Ranjani: Here's a little something to satiate your every need. Read 'every' with emphasis. :P

Words cannot describe,
How jealous I am,
That you're getting,... Read more
Your daily supply of ham. (lol)

I like being alone,
And I'm sorry to sound crude,
But I'm not so lonely,
That I'd actually screw a dude.

A wise man once told me,
Live it up, get paid.
Life is not always about,
Getting laid.

It's just a dry spell,
I'm not even in hell.
And even if I don't tell you,
I'm doing pretty well.

I don't prey on women,
During hunting season.
And I read the Cosmopolitan,
For all the wrong reasons.

I'm just a guy,
We have our needs,
But we'll never tell you,
Our dark, dirty deeds.

Staying single for eternity,
Is not a test.
It's a testimony,
Why I'll always be the best.

Ranjani Rengarajan
Ranjani Rengarajan
lololol ur the best!

Arvind Ramesh
Arvind Ramesh
And I'm totally going to get fired! :P

Debashree Das
Debashree Das
A u are a genius with words! Please post more...

Arvind Ramesh
Arvind Ramesh
Thanks Debashree. All you have to do give me an interesting enough topic. :-) That's the only time I really get stuck. Thinking of a topic!


Taking a hiatus at work. A distraction. A mental shut down. A lethargic break.

And all I suffered was a moment of euphoria.